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| Rules Of Engagement Season 3 : |
| The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2 2009 and concluded on May 18 2009. It consists of 13 episodes each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States. |
| Episode 1 - [Russell's Secret] |
| Details : Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Bob Odenkirk as Mike | Kevin Stea | Jordi Caballero as Mr. Vargas | Emiko King as Theater Patron | Nefetari Spencer as Saleswoman | Andi Matheny as Woman | Kristen O'Meara as Woman | Kellen Love as Diner Busboy | Director : Mark Cendrowski | Writer : Jeffrey Richman | |
| Air Date : Mar. 02, 2009 |
| Episode 2 - [Voluntary Commitment] |
| Details : Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Yvette Nicole Brown as Mrs. Alberts | Lou Felder as Charlie | Norma Michaels as Edie Bennet | Melody Butiu as Paramedic | Alex Ball as Orderly | Adhir Kalyan as Timmy Patel | Writer : Linda Videtti Figueiredo | |
| Air Date : Mar. 09, 2009 |
| Episode 3 - [Jeff's New Friend] |
| Details : Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Michelle Pierce as Amanda | Orlando Jones as Brad | Cora Skinner as Workout Girl | Eric L. Waters as Sports Reporter | Diane Sellers as Waitress | Kellen Love as Diner Busboy | |
| Air Date : Mar. 16, 2009 |
| Episode 4 - [Dad's Visit] |
| Details : Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Brian Dennehy as Roy | Holly Lynch as Heather | Kellen Love as Diner Busboy | Writer : Mike Sikowitz | |
| Air Date : Mar. 23, 2009 |
| Episode 5 - [Lyin' King] |
| Details : Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great Jerry Rice. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jerry Rice as Jerry Rice | Orlando Jones as Brad | Helena Mattsson as Martina | Sam Harris as Jackie | Jelly Howie as Holly | Adhir Kalyan as Timmy Patel | |
| Air Date : Mar. 30, 2009 |
| Episode 6 - [Poaching Timmy] |
| Details : When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Kate Micucci as Tanya | Ping Wu as Ming | Adhir Kalyan as Timmy Patel | Kellen Love as Diner Busboy | Writer : Jeffrey Richman | Director : Gail Mancuso | |
| Air Date : Apr. 13, 2009 |
| Episode 7 - [Old Timer's Day] |
| Details : After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Orlando Jones as Brad | Tyler Jacob Moore as Evan | Marque Richardson as Catcher | Darin Rossi as Umpire | Kellen Love as Diner Busboy | Diane Sellers as Doreen | Director : Gail Mancuso | |
| Air Date : Apr. 20, 2009 |
| Episode 8 - [Twice] |
| Details : Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Melanie Paxson as Deidre | Jake Thomas as Toby | Jasmine Waltz as Jenny | Adrienne Rusk as Magazine Editor | Leyla Milani as Club Girl | Freddy Gaitan as Busboy | Gary Poux as Man | Martha Boles as Woman | Diane Sellers as Waitress | Beth Littleford as Laura | Kellen Love as Diner Busboy | Susan Yeagley as Tracy | Director : Ken Whittingham | |
| Air Date : Apr. 27, 2009 |
| Episode 9 - [The Challenge] |
| Details : Russell issues a competition between he guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jenn Liu as Sheila | Luisa Moraes as Sarah | Carrie Reichenbach as Deborah | Stephen Jared as Cop | Adhir Kalyan as Timmy Patel | Director : Gil Junger | |
| Air Date : May. 04, 2009 |
| Episode 10 - [Family Style] |
| Details : Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Peter James Smith as Waiter | Orlando Jones as Brad | Perrey Reeves as Ellen | Sam Harris as Jackie | Alex Endeshaw as Eyob | Rachael Besant as Hostess | Adhir Kalyan as Timmy Patel | Kellen Love as Diner Busboy | Writer : Mike Sikowitz | |
| Air Date : May. 11, 2009 |
| Episode 11 - [May Divorce Be With You] |
| Details : Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Louis Mandylor as Nick | Johnny Palermo as Rocco | Tony Hale as Steve | Adhir Kalyan as Timmy Patel | Alexis Krause as Tina | Diane Sellers as Waitress | Kellen Love as Diner Busboy | Writer : Linda Videtti Figueiredo | |
| Air Date : May. 13, 2009 |
| Episode 12 - [House Money] |
| Details : Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Kurt Long as Clerk | Alexandra Fatovich as Melanie | Grinnell Morris as Stewart | Katie Savoy as Patty Miller | Nakia Secrest as Kate | Craig Susser as Maitre D' | Angi Greene as Bartender | Darrin Lackey as Waiter | Mylinda Royer as Woman | Director : Gail Mancuso | |
| Air Date : May. 18, 2009 |
| Episode 13 - [Sex Toy Story] |
| Details : After Jennifer hosts a party Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Sunny Mabrey as Erika | John Farley as Greg | Norma Michaels as Old Lady | Christine Scott Bennett as Young Woman | Jelynn Sophia as Shopper | Director : Gail Mancuso | |
| Air Date : May. 18, 2009 |